“Ten things I learned from Diane Dwan Sheng:”
- Black coffee is best.
- Printed correspondence is more legible than longhand.
- In mixed doubles, a decent male and an excellent female will beat an excellent male and a decent female, unless the excellent female chokes.
- Stochastic processes is not my thing.
- Stanford is a nice place to visit, but I could never get work done there.
- That John McEnroe kid has some potential.
- The UCLA System Science Department sucks.
- Anne Murray and The Doobie Brothers are not bad.
- Most food can be consumed using two small sticks.
- Bryce Canyon, the Grand Canyon, and Yellowstone National Park should be added to my bucket list.
I have admired and respected Diane since the summer of 1976, and her combination of brains, integrity, and athletic prowess is unsurpassed by anyone I have met.